What's that warm, happy smell? Yes, it's a small bowl of Condensed Soup, so open wide, kids. 

Things are getting tense on The Bachelorette, as poor Jillian slowly eliminates the men who want to have sex with her. Or marry her, or something. Remaining stud Wes is a handsome, smooth-talking Texas boy, a great catch. But can she see past his girlfriend baggage?

Speaking of tension, L.A.'s KTLA Morning News is on top of the big stories, like how to make cotton candy. Delivering cutting-edge journalism like this is hard enough, but what happens when the microphone craps out?

You end up on The Soup, that's what. Be sure to get more delicious Soup in the Soup Blog's video gallery. And don't miss the rest of your steaming batch tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.