The big question here is, how will I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! sustain its evangelical fervor without Heidi and Spencer waxing holy every time one of them has some kind of disgraceful bodily emission? 

Actually, there's another big question: Which bachelor trying to win the Bachelorette's heart has already pledged himself to another? And why are some of these boys prettier than Jillian?

Let Mr. McHale attempt to answer these profound queries while bringing you the wondrous gift of laughter on a brand new Soup, Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT.