Now that the tension bubble of American Idol has burst, we can start paying attention to the shows that matter.  And really, would you rather hear Kris Allen sing or listen to some guy named Tanner describe his unrelenting foot lust on The Bachelorette? And Adam Lambert's pipes have nothing on the gaggle of abuse-spewing skanks on Charm School. Plus, you have Joel McHale guiding you through it all instead of that fastidious Mr. Seacrest. Don't miss your full-size Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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