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Sorry, Jennifer Aniston. Seems like Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger are still going, and going...strong?

The supposed couple were just spotted in Venice Beach looking at a prime piece of real estate together!

So are the Coop and Renée looking to take their relaysh to the next level?

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Uh-oh, Robsten fans! We've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?

As was deliciously reported on Tuesday, Robert Pattinson and his costar Emilie de Ravin were doing an "edgy" photo shoot for Vogue at LACMA together to promote their upcoming flick Remember Me.

This, of course, sent some Twi fans into a fury, 'cause we remember how hot Rob and Kristen's shoot for Harper's Bazaar was.

So do R.Pattz and De Ravin have the same heat?

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This is getting almost comical: The law looked into Tiger Woods' dubious behavior, wife Elin's ditching her ring and the famed golfer's losing his endorsements, too! Now some of Tiger's own sports buds are, albeit reluctantly, beginning to add fuel to the media fire by trashing the golfing legend's taste in female company:

"It's just getting so much worse, day after day," complained a colleague and friend to Tiger, who begged us to remain anon. "The man had horrible taste in women! His wife was prettier than just about all of them put together."

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Dear Ted:
Wow, my respect for you went down a great deal when I saw you list Natalie Portman as a good role model. She publicly backs freeing Roman Polanski—you know, the man who drugged, raped and sodomized a child? She is no role model for either gender to look up to, and especially not women. Badly done, Ted.
—E.T.

Dear Pissed-Off Portman:
While I completely agree with you, not Natalie, on the Polanski stuff, I won't write a person off just because I totally disagree with certain beliefs. Natalie's a well-spoken, Harvard-educated woman who's managed to make a career for herself without being a bitch or losing who she is. Those are some of her qualities which I think she can be admired for.

Dear Ted:
Can't you start a petition to stop Melissa Rosenberg from writing the next Twilight picture? What is wrong with those guys at Summit, they have changed directors three times now, why not the boring screenwriter? She really is the pits. I dread Eclipse; I wonder how much of that book she will miss.
—Margaret

Dear Writers Block:
I'm with ya, doll. Does Stephenie Meyer have it in her contract or something Rosenberg needs to be the permanent writer? 'Cause seriously, not sure why Melissa is still on board. Hardwicke wasn't the problem with the first Twilight movie. Just sayin'.

Dear Ted:
Thank you for cleaning up the posts in the last B.B. site (it went from over 1000 to around 850). The vulgarity, cursing and nastiness is extremely unsettling. Posters discuss their sex lives, and Robsten's, in pornographic detail. Name calling is rife. Hate is endlessly spewed. Perhaps some sort of policing can be put into place so that the few nasty posters (they are small in number but repost many times under different monikers) can be banned from A.T. There are a great many posters who are insightful to read and I enjoy having an online discussion with them, but the nasty ones ruin all the fun. I'm sure if you print this, those same posters will ask why did I read them, just skip over them, but you don't know what you are reading until you are almost halfway through their filth. Thanks for listening.
—Annie

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Of course, we've been talking about it for ages, how Gyllenspoon had all the sexuality and warmth of a microwaved, day-old mocha latte.

And now, sadly, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have officially parted company.

Well, according to our inside Jake and Reese sources, this already happened so long ago you might even say they were practically never together! But maybe that's taking things too far—you know how we gossips can exaggerate.

Much more important is timing:

Why in the ef did Gyllenspoon pull this split stunt right before Jake's Prince of Persia, the girliest he-man movie ever made, is about to arrive?

I mean, come on: Even Toothy Tile—our Blind Vice superstar who knows a thing or two about spinning love and romance to help his career—knows that you gotta have a girl by your side to help sell a flick that ticket buyers are supposed to stuff down their gullets with Milk Duds, right?

Toothy never would have pulled such a dumb maneuver as leaving his fake GF right before he had a movie coming out—come on, get real.

Tile would have kept it going just long enough to sell that stinker in the press, then split with the "girlfriend" discreetly on down the line. Who the hell's going to go as Jake's People magazine-adoring dream date, now?

That stupid undersea creature Jake just appeared on Sesame Street with while, ironies of ironies mind you, helping to explain the word separate is another media misfire T.T. would never have been caught dead—or lisping—doing?

Actually that escort makes perfect sense to moi, as the damn octopus had tons more chemistry with Gyllenhaal than Witherspoon ever did. Does that make me a cold fish to say?

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If any you thought Gyllenspoon was actually going to last, uh, sorry. More dead-on sources have confirmed to Marc Malkin that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have called it quits.

The cute-in-public couple sparked rumors of splitsville a few weeks ago (which so didn't shock us, BTW), when Jake's assistant was seen wheeling suitcases out of Witherspoon's Brentwood home.

But where do the two dependent love birds go from here?

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Ed Westwick, we fear, was getting a little too into his Gossip Girl character while walking to set on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.

Ya see, Eddie was taking a stroll right by the East River when a few girls, who swear they were not overly gawking, spotted Chuck Bass himself and gave him a smile.

So did Ed bite?

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Dear Ted:
I've never written to any columnist before, but I've always liked your column. That being said, it is totally not okay to call women "sluts" "slut-wreckers" "whores" or whatever else you want to refer to them. While you may not agree with their actions, those are offensively loaded, sexist terms that are incredibly inappropriate. I advocate for your rights, try not stomping all over mine (and don't try to argue that calling a man a slut is the same thing, because it just ain't).
—W

Dear Women's Rights:
My apologies for offending you, but there are a lot of things to be said here. What would you prefer to call some of Tiger's girls coming forward? If half of them aren't acting like text-book skanks then I don't know who is. I never like making a group feel isolated, so I'm sorry. Too many women use "slut" "ho" or whatever as a greeting or friggin' term of endearment nowadays, it's become just another word in our vocabulary. Not saying it's right, but it's true. I think the better solution is just coming up with an equally sleazy word for guys. 'Cause there are too many people doing slutty-ass things—just like slut king himself, Tiger—to let it go unnoticed.

Dear Ted:
I have a question about Bradley Cooper. We all know that he has been a Blind Vice, and I believe he was included in the Superstars Gallery. Is his Vice as old as his Alias days, or is this something that has come up during his Hangover fame?
—Julie

Dear Something Borrowed, Something New:
A Tiger doesn't change its stripes, now does it? The Vice goes back to his Alias days, sure.

Dear Ted:
Your reader that called Tiger's women "whores" is somewhat missing out on another perspective. I think they were using Tiger as much as he was using them—financially, emotionally, sexually. It made them feel powerful and special. In this age, women are liberated enough to have power over their own sexuality and make decisions regarding how free they want to be with their bodies (hopefully being careful). But what ticks me off about this situation is that these "other" women tromped all over his wife. I don't care what Tiger said about his wife or his marriage, how unhappy he was or what a shrew she was—a woman should never put another woman through that. It's cruel and selfish.
—Ebby

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Love animals? We sure do at the AT!

Just like Ellen DeGeneres, Alicia Silverstone and our very own E! doll, Khloé Kardashian Odom, just to name a few celebs who donate their money and time in helping out animal shelters across the nation.

You should, too. Please don't be a Paris and go to puppy stores and breeders, which, as a direct result, are causing legions of doggies and cats to be euthanized. Thank God Margo and Charlie Casablanca, above, got saved from those horror holds!

It's totally the way, folks:

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"Although Tiger's inner circle is very, very small, ultimately a lot of people 'touch' things like a post-nup. Tiger's wife will have an attorney review it, not necessarily because she'd suggest it, but any attorney representing Tiger would ethically need to insist upon it. That attorney has at least one assistant, maybe some paralegals..."

—One of our Tiger insiders on why it's so easy for the media, or whoever, to get their hands on Tiger and Elin's doings right now.

Our source also insists that all legal machinations currently being handled between Tiger and Elin will eventually come out, too.

Are you all happy, or sad? Or both?

Added the Woods legal know-it-all: "More eyes see these 'closely guarded' documents than you could ever imagine."

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The Hangover (easily one of our fave movies of summer) comes out on DVD today, which is convenient timing because earlier this morning Todd Phillips' movie received a Golden Globe nom for Best Comedy.

Though the baddie boys themselves weren't recognized by the Hollywood Foreign Press, something tells us they aren't too bummed, since the hit movie kind of came out of nowhere.

We chatted with the funny and adorable Justin Bartha (aka the lost groom), who filled us in on just how drunk the mischievous guys would come to set, his hotass BFF Bradley Cooper, and where The Hangover goes from here...

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Leighton Meester, performing and hosting the Y-100 Jingle Ball in Miami over the weekend.

Concertgoers tell us the Gossip Girl star had no faults in the looks department, but performance-wise had trouble getting the crowd going.

"Leighton was rocking some tight, dark denim and a cute white blazer-type top and some heavy-but-sexy, dark eye makeup (Taylor Momsen should take note). But she definitely wasn't rocking the crowd."

So was her hosting better than her singing?

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