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The Ho Ho Ho Awards are just getting started, and Round 3 today is sure to aid in your eggnog buzz on this Awful Christmas Day. Today's skank category is certainly a mischievous one.

Don't even try to mess with these two major manipulative mamas—taking care of a brood of babies (their male counterparts included) sure doesn't bring out their softer side:

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We had too much fun filming with the Kardashian sisters on last week's Truth, so we got those boobalicious ladies back for another round.

So what do Kim and Khloé deserve in their stocking? Hear the sisters spill whether they've been naughty or nice in today's Truth, Lies & Ted.

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Merry Christmas Eve, folks! Behold, Round 2 of our Ho Ho Ho Awards. Team Awful needs your help in recognizing those celebs most definitely on Santa's naughty list today.

Blondes sure do have more fun, but these two particular flaxen-haired honeys went overboard with their manhunting in 2009, especially when both were caught slinking around the same baseball diamond:

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Merry almost Christmas you Awful Truthers!

Even gossip queens need to take a vacay, so for the next week or so, Team Awful is going to be off.

We'll be having our Ho Ho Ho Awards running just about every day, but as for your Tiger, Twilight and other skank goss, we're going to be just a tad dark for a while.

That just means we'll make it up to you big-time when we're back Jan. 4, 2010. Promise.

We wish all of you amazing readers happy holidays! Stay classy.

XO,
Team Awful

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Shocker, but not really. A sources close to Brittany Murphy, whose friend was the late star's personal assistant for a quick second, has this to dish:

"He would pick up prescriptions under other names all the time. He was only [her assistant for] two weeks, so that tells you something. And you can pick up anyone's script. Getting the doctor to call it in is the hard part. You know how easy it is in L.A. to be a pill addict? And most of the hard stuff is generic, so you can pay cash and insurance never tracks."

The drug pickup scenario, unfortunately, makes a lot of sense...

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It's that annoying time of year again, folks, when we just have to sum up every damn thing that's gone down in Hollywood in 2009.

Don't know about you, but we think these have been 12 months of super sleaze, with all these skankyass hookups, affairs and dirty douche-bag beatdowns.

So we're gonna need your help in deciding which celebs shall receive some not exactly honorable awards and mentions.

Behold the Ho Ho Ho Awards!

We've narrowed our list down to 20 celebs who we think need to be recognized for their stinky ways. We've got 10 rounds of different Ho categories, so vote for whichever star you think deserves the slutty crown!

Let's begin:

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Dear Ted:
Love you! But on to my comment: Why can't people just let Robsten do their thing? I know that I'm just playing in to the craziness by writing in, but if going out with friends and being in a relationship are mutually exclusive then god help us all. They don't have to be attached at the hip to be happy. I'd love to so closely scrutinize some of your reader's relationships and see how they fare.
—A

Dear Space Issues:
Agreed. Seems like Rob and Kristen know that, too—why do you think they've been able to do their thing for so long? It's so not pressure filled like a lot of people make it out to be. I'm even jealous of their chill relaysh!

Dear Ted:
According to the police report, "foul play is not suspected" in the death of Brittany Murphy. I think that depends on one's definition! They apparently found nearly a dozen prescription drugs in her nightstand. Amazing that after the death of Michael Jackson at the hands of his enablers (more than one) wouldn't you think people around her would have gotten a clue? Are people in Hollywood not capable of getting 2 + 2? Thanks for your strong stand against this insanity. Does Morgan Mayhem read your column?
—Bob NYC

Dear Add it Up:
Darling, Hollywood is a spiral of debauchery. The stuff that goes on in this town doesn't even shock me anymore. I don't know when over the counter drugs started to make a big appearance in this town, but they show no signs of going anywhere. It's so easy to get a bottle of whatever you want, it's crazy. In order to put a stop to this it needs to reach higher powers than this blolum, darling. And not sure if MM is an avid reader, sure she comes across it. Whenever she's not pilled out and can read, that is.

Dear Ted:
Love the blog, check for my Robsten updates all of the time. Just getting into the BV stuff though. My guess for Nelly Fang is Jamie Campbell Bower. He's got that bad boy appeal going and I don't get the feeling that he and his "girlfriend" are much more than "friends." They just don't have that spark like my favorite vampire couple.
—Kristy

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"She left everything to her mother."

—A source once close with the late Brittany Murphy, further confirming TMZ's report that Brittany's husband, Simon Monjack, was not included in her will

Murphy supposedly drafted her will before meeting Simon, but there has been no indication Brittany amended it postmarriage.

Her grieving friends are hardly surprised, either...

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Lady Gaga partying at Hyde in West Hollywood with a fresh love interest Sunday night.

"Gaga was partying at the lounge and getting intimate with a new boy-toy," a source tells E! "The two were dancing and drinking, and then left early by themselves."

So who was the guy?

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We're almost a month deep into Tigergate, and it seems that not a whole lot has changed—well, except for 13-plus possible mistresses coming forward.

Woods has lost a few endorsements, not to mention his "perfect" public image, but aside from that $164 fine, Tiger's future is more in limbo than totally destroyed.

Here's what our spot-on Tiger insider tells us regarding the current state of the golf legend's business and personal affairs:

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Dear Ted:
Was the adorable Brittany Murphy ever a Blind Vice? With all of the stars who have passed away this year, will you be posting a Blind Vice "In Memoriam"?
—Tess

Dear Mystery Murph:
Yes, she was. It's sad to look back on which one she was, too (tho nothing exactly good comes out of being a B.V.). Shockingly, despite all the celeb deaths, not many of them were Vicers.

Dear Ted:
It was very nice of you to find out that Kristen and Rob had a date night last week. However, I have to tell you, I don't care about their date night. I care that after the date night he was out with other girls at a bar and then at a hotel without Kristen after he dumped her off. So don't try and blow smoke up everyone's ass. He doesn't respect her. He makes her look like a fool. And I am sorry that this sounds so horrible, but I don't want Kristen to look stupid, and I especially don't want her to get hurt. Why? I cannot for the life of me figure it out. Why does this young girl bring out the mama bear in me?
—Allison

Dear Team Stewart:
Kristen's a smart girl. And Rob's a good guy. They both know what they have going on; it's not really for us to decide what's right or not. As long as they're good with it, I'm happy. And from what I hear, they're good with it.

Dear Ted:
Do you think Miley Cyrus will end up as the next Lindsay Lohan, she sure has the potential.
—Lots of love from Norway

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"The people who say Rob [Pattinson] is Nelly Fang are so dumb. He's too sloppy for manscaping."

—One of our regular A.T. sources who gives us the dirt on Hollywood's skanky ways. This insider (par-tick up on Tiger knowledge, so you know he's a sleazepert) happens to frequent our blolumn and can't get enough of our Blind Vices

Deep Tiger seems to think you folks guessing R.Pattz as the superhorny vampire secretly into boys are off your rockers. Seriously, Rob running in short-shorts? That should have been your elimination clue right there. Not his style.

For those readers who follow us on Twitter, you've already gotten a few more clues as to who Nelly ain't. Feel any better?

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Think Nelly Fang should be inducted into our Blind Vice Superstars gallery? Maybe someday!

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