Morning Piss: Palin, Watch Your Back
Hey, for a change, I'm not pissed this morning, it's every friggin' democrat in Alaska, that's who! They've got enough damn vitriol in them to run a pipeline of the stuff straight to Hollywood (like we need any more here).
"We are seeing to it," sniffed some of the local big-wig Dems who help run things in Alaska, "that [Palin] fulfills every one of those campaign promises she made about Alaska while running for Vice President. She better watch it."
Jeez, I'd say Palin should think about quaking in her freebie Uggs, but like she's going to even consider it. "She doesn't care," said someone else who's very familiar with the hot political goings-on in that frozen state. "She'll just keep on dumbing her way to the top."
Oh, really? As I recall, Biden got that gig Sarah was gunning for so zealously, not the other way around. Still, I'm told that woman has strange powers in Alaska, the kind that gets broken promises overlooked.
So, write the book, babe. Suggested title: Don't Wink With Me.
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