Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist?
Pedro Andrade, James Breeden, Pacificcoastnews.com
Straight men are the funniest creatures. Unless you're, say...Jason Segel, and truly enlightened (not to mention game), you het boys are so nervous that folks are going to see your precious butts and willies.
You'll go to truly extraordinary lengths just to keep concealed, like putting on underwear while wearing a towel. Or a jockstrap in the hot tub. You've all got these don't-even-think-about-looking habits. Whatever. But there's a famous hot actor who really takes the scaredy-cat cake, fer sure:
Think you know? Well, take your best soggy shot, and find the answer after the jump.
Answer: A
Hirsch, who has not only cut his famously wavy hair but has trimmed down and tightened up his compact bod into somethin' fierce—thanks to his equally buff trainer.
By the by, Mr. H's trainer also accompanies E.H. into the shower and also dons a towel, while both dudes lather up and wash away, most awkwardly, mind you.
Jeez, Emile, what are you hiding? You've got a great bod; we've already seen it all in Into the Wild, so what's the big deal? Jason would slap you silly for this!
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