Eva's Not So Hot Oral Fixation

Tue., Dec. 2, 2008 10:36 AM PST by

Eva Longoria Fame Pictures

Eva Longoria Parker was spotted out in town puff-puffin' away old pregnancy rumors, which we told you all was kaput last month. Eva-hon, who is usually quite the D.L. smoker, sported a tummy-huggin' vest (trust us, there's no room for forgiveness in those) to debut her much-slimmer waist.

If any of you have been keeping up with Desperate Housewives, which is finally good again this season, then you know that coincidentally ELP's fit figure is being written back into the show. Maybe E-doll really was just getting plump.

She still has that minor double chin, which we won't nitpick too much because we can all get photographed from awkward angles. Or maybe there once was truth to those baby-Parker rumors. Howev, even we don't wanna go down that road, 'cause it's really none of our biz.

Shocker, I know.

We would like to see some tiny Tonys running around soon though, because some genetically gifted gene pool needs to give the mini-Brangelinas a run for their totally and exhaustingly overexposed money.

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