The Awful Truth

Morning Piss: Guy's a Bloody Gentleman

Wed., Nov. 19, 2008 5:03 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

©XPOSUREPHOTOS.COM / Ramey

Clearly, estranged Madonna hubby Guy Ritchie doesn't know he's English. He must have some kind of Connecticut WASP in him or something because every U.K. type worth his headlines knows you spill about what's buggin' you via your elegant pals, in this case, Guy's titled friends and fam, just like Princess Di did it when she wanted to get back at Charles.

How else are we supposed to find out that kissing Madonna was like smooching something akin to vegetarian beef jerky? ('Cause that's what we hear from friends of friends of G.R., but, baby, we need much more directly from the source, with exact quotes and far more details!).

However, here's the only thing I can add to this sad little bitching of mine: I also hear Guy's saving it all up for where it counts: court. Now, that's the way to do things Mr. R! Note to A-Rod: You might want to stay away from both sides of the pond in the next few months if you know what's good for your girlfriend's bank accounts.

Print Email Share on Facebook Link 7 Comments

filed under morning piss, madonna

View Next Articles

7 Comments

Show the next 1 - 0 of 7 comments

Now loading...

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

Tell Ted All About It

Got a hot tip or bitch? Share it, and you might see it here!

Our Partners

PopSugar

Jon Hamm Pops Up in Plaid in an Entirely Different Town
Jon Hamm flashed a big smile after a meeting in LA yesterday afternoon. He's back in California... more >>
John Continues to Share All the Details
John Mayer was proud to show off his colorful tattoo sleeve on the December cover of Details. H... more >>
Orlando Breaks His Stride in Wind Pants
Orlando Bloom had his favorite water in hand yesterday as he headed into a LA office building i... more >>
Read more at PopSugar.com »