In the Closet: Pink's Blah and Brown

Pink Kevin Mazur/Getty Images

There's just something not right about Pink wearing a dress.

P-hon donned this frock at the MTV Europe Music Awards, and she looks kinda uncomfy in this type of couture. You so know she'd rather be riding a dirt bike in greased-up jeans and a T-shirt than waltzing down a red carpet, but guess attending these types of fancy do's is part of the job.

First of all, this strange dress makes Pinkie appear as though she's turning into a new type of tree with heavily tattooed branches. Plant-esque ain't a good look on anyone. Secondly, Ms. P doesn't have a waist in that thing. This broad babe sure is buff, but femininity she's never excelled at. P shoulda just worn her B-day suit, it surely fits her better than this.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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