Morning Piss: An Osmond-Style Stitch In Time

Marie Osmond Courtesy Janome

Gosh, what's up with the haters out there? I know I can get pretty pissy about bad movie-star outfits and crap like that, but, you, girlfriends, are testy together!

Like the legions of posters complaining that I was incorrect to state the Mormon Church contributed tens of millions of dollars to help pass Prop 8, and without whose help, the gay-marriage-"eliminating" prop would no doubt have been defeated.

First, congrats. Your hateful, intolerant bile got spewed successfully—it's a real attraction for the "church" in the future.

Second, you forget I married a former Mormon, whose family still worships. I know how it works. The bishops were doing everything they could to get their church members to give whatever they could to contribute to the prop. That is the church directing the moneys, plain and simple.

And the Mormon fam of them all, the Osmonds, put it out on their own blog to pass Prop 8. Which is just too ironic, as I've dated two Mormon men in my life, one who went out with Marie—one who was chased by Marie. What is it with you people and gay men? Live and let live, already.

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