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Why Does Katie Holmes Look So Gaunt?

Wed., Nov. 5, 2008 9:17 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Wendy Greeley

What’s wrong with Katie Holmes here? Snapped by our Desk Toledo, who swung by the B’way backstage door of All My Sons to check out Mrs. Cruise close up, Kate is far from the glam Jackie O. persona she pimps out with baby Suri while strutting down New Yawk streets all day long. The A.T. crew debated for a while on Holmes’ postshow autograph schlep—K.H. is lookin’ gaunt, and there’s gotta be a reason why. Is she absolutely exhausted? Either from a difficult performance schedule that this film and TV babe’s not used to or, more likely, from being the wife of a legend? Does she look happy or humbled by her autograph seekers? Or is she just caught off guard starin’ at her hubby’s ex, Nicole Kidman, beaming from the back of the Playbill? Such wonderful irony; kudos to the program designer, really.

How ‘bout you? Think Katie’s every inch the style icon she’s been programmed to be, or does this girl need a vacay to get some beauty sleep?

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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