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Why So Glum, Sam?

Thu., Oct. 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

SANTIAGO BAEZ/ RAMEY PHOTO

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan, H'wood's reigning queer(ish) couple, took a SoHo ride on the subway in New Yawk. They're so like us, right?

Let's just be grateful Linds isn't behind a wheel. Photo is certainly quite telling, no? Allow us to provide a babe bod-language translation: Sam's stuck in the background, looking both annoyed and exhausted, while LiLo's pretty, freckled face fills up the foreground, a tiny li'l satisfied smirk stuck on her mug.

This pair paints a pic worth a thousand worries. Sure, L2 might have morphed into a better, more put-together person while with S.R., but doll didn't become a gay person. And this snapshot just shows how out of sync they really are with each other—like a photo needed to tell us that.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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