Morning Piss: More Pain for the McCains?

Thu., Oct. 30, 2008 5:51 AM PDT by

Cindy McCain NBC Photo: Paul Drinkwater

In some sort of screwed up way, I bet Cindy McCain is hoping she and her grumpy-butt hubby, John, aren't elected to go reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. This is just a small hunch.

Because here's the deal: I've spoken to members of Obama's campaign who told me not only were they already well aware of some marital dirt I'd been told about John and Cindy (not exactly being faithful to working things out, let's say), they filled me in on some nastyass juice I'd never heard!

Yum-yum for this gossip's tum!

But the O campaign declined to spill, in the end, as they felt it wasn't appropriate to put the stuff out there. Damn.

Also, did you all know Ms. M, I hear from sources other than just Camp O, lives to flirt, big-time, with the beach dudes when they've stayed at their Coronado, Calif., pad? So, let's fast-forward this one, hypothetically, of course: say the McCains are elected. How long before that scandalous interview with some gorgeous beach bum runs in the tabs, complete with sexy confessions of piercing eyes and verbal exchanges between them and the first lady?

Seconds, I promise you. Makes me wish Obama hadn't been so high-minded and all. But then, that's exactly why I'm voting for him. Because he's so not like me.

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