Is It Really Britney, Bitches?
Isn’t it too wonderful? Britney Spears has a No. 1 single and a new video out where she actually looks pretty smokin’. Her bod’s almost banging, circa 2000 status.
She’s lost some of that squishy, but looks perfectly healthy. Now, don’t go the other way B and get all 90210 stick thin on our asses. Gays and girls are rejoicing everywhere 'cause a comeback could actually be happening.
"Womanizer" isn’t our fave song Brit’s ever belted, but do you think that’s stopping us from blasting it in the car? Absolutely not. And while it’s almost enough to wipe away the awfulness that has been the last two years on all things B.S., we must admit we like YouTube’ing the vid, par-tick 'cause of the hunky lead guy.
Haven’t you paused and replayed the end where you get a glimpse of his nice tushy? Anyone who comes here to the A.T. is a tad dirty, so we’re sure most of you have. And if not, check it out. Such a shame to hear the man in question is taken. Dating a most fitting, and utterly royal, character at Disneyland, of all places. It’s all so magical we’re gagging.
—Additional sass by Taryn Ryder
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