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Kate Bosworth must already be practicing for Halloween, since she dressed up as a sexy version of the Tin Man for the Chanel Mobile Art fete in New Yawk. K-babe needs an entire can of olive oil, heavy on the fat, to make her look all right in our eyes—or maybe we're the ones without a heart.
Surely we can't be the only ones who wouldn't squirm if K.B. put on a few pounds—formerly too-thin stars Gwen Stefani and Nicole Richie look way better with their current curves. 'Course, those two gave birth, so they sorta cheated.
Regardless of her weight, Bos-hon's smoky eyes and makeup are fab, but the silver space-jumper wouldn't look appealing even in orbit. Only thing worse she could be in is Superman Returns II.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain