Quiz Me a River, Madonna

Thu., Oct. 16, 2008 11:53 AM PDT by

Madonna

Oh please, yeah, we've been saying this all year, that Madonna and her Brit man were busted up ages ago. So in the space we'd normally allot to a tearful write-up after the dissolution of such a fab 'n' starry duo, let's do like Madge is doing with A-Rod right now and play around! Yeah, don't weep, girlfriends; instead, wonder, just for a quick sec.

Go ahead and test your salacious skills, M-wise:

1. Madonna demanded a limo take her across the street, to go from a film's screening to the party, for the premiere of which of her lover's movies?
A. Sean Penn
B. Warren Beatty
C. Guy Ritchie

2. Madonna replaced nooky with Guy with which activity?
A. Sweaty, very personal training sessions in South Beach with gal-pal Ingrid Casares
B. Pilates
C. Plastic surgery

3. Which rapper did Madonna not allegedly date?
A. Tupac Shakur
B. Vanilla Ice
C. Diddy

4. What costume didn't Madonna wear to a Kabbalah Purim party?
A. A flapper
B. A nun's habit
C. Britney Spears

5. Who was Madonna's date to the 1991 Oscars?
A. Warren Beatty
B. Michael Jackson
C. No one

6. According to her closest chums, Madonna prefers to irrigate her tight bum with:
A. Runoff water from her English country estate
B. Java
C. Holy Kabbalah water only

7. What didn't Madge have in her song about U.S. excess, "American Life"?
A. A Mini Cooper
B. Five bodyguards
C. A No. 1 hit

8. How many times did Madonna spew the F word on The Late Show With David Letterman?
A. 13
B. 5
C. 25

9. Post divorce, Guy gets to keep butt loads of Madonna's millions, plus his pub, The Punchbowl. Madonna will retain:
A. All of her fans who don't give an ef who she's screwing
B. Her former mother-in-law's direct line to Buckingham Palace
C. Guy's testicles in a jar

Now, get yer answers after the jump...

ANSWERS:

1. B, Beatty's Dick Tracy
2. B, She told me!
3. C, P. Diddy
4. C, Britney Spears
5. B, Jackson
6. B
7. C, Peaked at No. 37 on the Billboad Hot 100...ouch!
8. A
9. A, But she'd like B and C, too, fer sure

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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