In the Closet: Christina, Is That You?

Christina Aguilera Dan Kitwood/Getty Images

When something goes up (i.e., Britney's health, career and well-being), something else must come down, and in this case it's Christina Aguilera's sanity. Why else would C.A. wear such a hideous nightmare of an outfit while out in Londontown? Ag-hon showed up to the U.K.'s Africa Rising fest dressed in Lohan-esque leggings and a stretchy Day-Glo, kaleidoscopic turtleneck.

We've been staring at it in awe for so long we're going blind. The whole getup is unflattering, especially the way the top makes Chris' rack appear ginormous.

Doesn't she know geometric shapes are so not slimming? X-tina's fashion sense is def one thing that does not keep getting better, espesh since she rocked the retro look so well with her Back to Basics album. Be grateful you're talented, babe.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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