Morning Piss: Patridge as Naive as Cindy McCain

Thu., Oct. 9, 2008 4:27 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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It’s really almost as impressive as Cindy McCain’s efforts to rewrite her drugged-out history, among other facts (just like her husband rewrites most of his history, but that’s another Piss, believe me).

Audrina Patridge, in case you’ve missed it, if you’re lucky, is busy moaning ‘n’ groaning in whatever media format she can hustle that she’s (a) shocked by the untruths being spread about her and (b) upset that fans are displeased she’s not getting back to them quickly enough via her MySpace account.

Fans? Audrina Patridge? In the same sentence? Girl, what are you bitching about?

First, if you’re so damn peeved that people are talking about you left and right from the Hills set, then friggin’ stop talking about them. Amazing how that principle will work out for you in the future, trust me on this one. Second, girlfriend, if what people are saying about you on your MySpace so upsets you, take it down and stop being a celebrity—because you have no idea what hatefulness is about to be born in your direction, take it from somebody who’s endured moronic and heartless things blabbed about him for years.

In other words, Bitch, you have no idea how bad this can get. So, haul out of the limelight, pronto, if folks saying your correspondence is tardy unhinges you so. That’s just beyond pathetic.

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