Do-Me Meter: Marilyn Is a Hottie
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Paris Hilton, one of the century’s most-gifted chanteuses, clearly, was spied shopping around Hell-Ay—shock of the year, we know.
While snooping round the store, Pare eyed a sweater emblazoned with blond bombeshell Marilyn Monroe’s iconic visage on the front. Please, hon, you and Lindsay Lohan wish. You can don her face on your bod or reenact photoshoots of Miss Marilyn all you want, but in 50 years, there ain’t gonna be a lick of clothing around with either you or LiLo’s mug on them. We’ll gladly place bets on it.
Li'l Norma Jean might not have been a math whiz or the most reserved dame in the Industry back in the day, but she at least stamped her name on some pedigree stuff, from Some Like It Hot to Arthur Miller.
If there’s any classic image of P.H. or L2 that might stand the test of time, it’s their mug shots. But we doubt either starlet would sign up for that, even in the name of fashion.
—With additional sass by Becky Bain
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