Todd Williamson/Getty Images, John Shearer/Getty ImagesJenny McCarthy in Miami, makin’ an in-store appearance at the grand opening of an FAO Schwartz. Babe’s had a long way from Playboy to toy stores, no? Jen looked all sorts of gorge in a green frock and pumps, speaking to the big crowd about the importance of imagination. (We bet all the daddies in the crowd were imagining Miss McCarthy back in Playboy.) Our snappiest member of Desk SoBe, Martin Haro, asked J.M. what movie she’s lookin’ forward to, and without a moment’s hesitation the mommy hottie answered back, “Yes Man.” Here’s a gal who stands by her man, even in horribly predictable movies. M.H. also grilled J.M. on which current flick she was most excited for. McCarthy actually answered, “Nights in Rodanthe.” I know this bitch is dead-pan, but is she that glib? I fear not. Not quite sure we like how much major domestication has calmed this babe. Equally predictable elsewhere in the same state was…
Nicky Hilton, who was takin’ a gal’s vacay away from boyf David Katzenberg at the Gansevoort South. The stick-thin sweetie was actually eating and drinking with four gal-pals in a poolside cabana. OK, the munchies were just fruit plates, but swallowing is a start for someone as emaciated as N.H., who our beachy onlooker swears “was soooo skinny! The smallest I’ve ever seen her!” The buncha babes took a dive into the pool, with Nic (obviously the sugar momma for the group) leaving a big ol' tip. And here’s one for Miss Hilton: Order a cheeseburger next time. Hardly masticating on the other coast was…
Shanae Grimes, boutique shoppin on WeHo’s Third Street with three female friends. The skinny 90210 starlet strutted past brunch hot spot Toast, too bad she didn't stop in, 'cause she could stand to have some served to her, extra butter. S.G. wore a tight black skirt and a backless tank with a white lacy bra showing. Such a style no-no. Another notable face (and frame) spotted in the desert was…
Jared Fogle, better known as the Subway Guy, getting’ his groove on in Las Vegas. Jare spent some time at the Mirage with a “tarty-lookin’ chick” claims our Sin City source. Said Mr. Subway was talking loudly, like he wanted to get recognized and autograph-hounded. Nearby gambling on-lookers who noticed him just rolled their eyes. Guess that’s one guy who didn’t get so lucky in Vegas.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain