Morning Piss: Selling Her Southern-Fried Soul, Again
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What is this, parental sellout book of the month club? First Alec Baldwin, voice-mail killer of all things pure and innocent in his daughter Ireland's life, has the temerity to peddle an advice book about being a dad. Lynne Spears, as we've been dishing for a time now, is similarly amping up her avaricious thrust for getting sales for her tome, Through the Storm. Does she include such effed-up anecdotes as daytime-sleeping with her own kids well into adulthood? Hurricane is more like it, Missus S, and one which you created by commercializing your child instead of nurturing her. And now Spears wants to profit from it!
What's next, Michael Jackson's dad, Joe, coming out with, Neverland Never Happened, I Was the Perfect Parent!?
Interesting family-fallout footnote: Jen Aniston's mom pulled this crap year's ago—sold her daughter's life out to the press, a financial transaction otherwise known as From Mother and Daughter to Friends: A Memoir. It ruined that relationship forever. If only the same could be said for Brit and her mom, then I'd say there's hope for the poor popped tart yet.
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