Morning Piss: Did That Come Out of Palin's Pie Hole?
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Obvs, she's not getting my vote, nor most of Hollywood's, which, of course, makes Sarah Palin more than pleased, as she simply adores seeing herself as a moose-butchering babe with hair-sprayed appeal, screw those who don't know their ways round the bloodier tracks of the Alaskan tundra.
But what's with the racist comments, Sarah-love—you know, the ones an Alaskan waitress is claiming you loudly spat out regarding Barack Obama? True? Why so silent now?
In fact, why so damn quiet, altogether, as zilch of my colleagues seem to be having any luck trying to get any kind of comment outta your badass? You certainly were all (very long) chats and smiles last week at the RNC, can't open to us again on this very vital matter? Or don't you think the possibility of having a potentially racist chief is worth your time?
It's bad enough you're antigay and think you have the right to get married but I don't. I mean, we both pay taxes, right? Dollface, don't you know you'd have a much better hairdo if you went pro-fagola?! Thought you were crafty, hon.
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