In the Closet: Christina Aguilera's Clownin' Around
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Christina Aguilera visited New Yawk's Macy's to promote her new perfume, Inspire, and from her look, her celeb scent must smell like a combination of peroxide and breast milk.
Chrissy-babe's a beautiful woman, no doubt about it. In fact, her worst wardrobe moments are still way better than Britney's current best, and she seems even sexier with those postbaby curves.
But why does she dress like a damn hick with bucks every time we see her? Her hair looks like she picked it up at the Playboy Mansion, her makeup would appear subtle on a transvestite and no child above the age of 8 months should be anywhere near her cleavage.
Just 'cause you threw away your assless chaps in favor of a dress, Xtina, doesn't make you any less trashy. In fact, the only thing we loathe more than your look is your scent's boring-ass, uninspired name. How 'bout Ass Trash instead? Now that would sell.
—Additional English-screwin' reporting by Becky Bain
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