Dear Ted:
E!'s interview with 51-year-old Doug Hutchison and his child-bride, Courtney Stodden, is so insanely bizarre. In that interview, he seems every bit as creepy as his character in Green Mile. It got me thinking: Does he have a Blind Vice? That girl may look like a busted O.C. Housewife, but her brain is every bit 16. Is anyone else in Hollywood creeped out?
—Delaware Girl
Dear Definitely Disturbing:
Pretty much everyone in H'wood's creeped out, hon, and that's a huge undertaking for this town. Besides, his Vice of preying on a young girl is kind of out in the open now. Doesn't matter if it's legal or not, the situation is ick to the extreme.
Dear Ted:
With all the talk about Jennifer Lopez being back on the market now I have to ask about her relationship with Ben Affleck...What happened to their relationship to break them up? I remember they were super-hot for each other for a long time.
—Flo
Dear Original Bennifer:
They both kinda screwed it up. A strip club, some diva antics and way too much subterfuge was involved. But remember, once a diva, always a diva. Tho Ben's been super supportive to J.Lo as of late. I see a little friendship renewal!
Dear Ted:
Hold up, how is it that the press is reporting that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted together at a clothing store in California when he was actually spending the day with his BFF Tom Sturridge? Looks like the jig is up.
—Moo
Dear Multitasker:
The man can't visit two people in one day! Wow, what a lonely little vamp life he must lead. Trust, he saw K.Stew and Tommy boy. We wrote about both. Sorry babe, jig ain't up. Far from it.
Dear Ted:
So I think I know who Debbie Doobie is. It's AnnaLynne McCord, right? I have a feeling I'm so on to something...
—Shorttie
Dear Dead Wrong:
This is the last Doobie giveaway for a little while ‘cause you all are thinking wrong, wrong, wrong. Though you may be close, close, close.