Paris Prowls While Benji's Away?

Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton Fame / John Shearer / Getty Images

I've only been bitching this was going to happen for friggin' ages. Did it finally go down? Listen up: While Paris Hilton BF Benji Madden was playing a gig in Washington D.C., Paris hit Brody Jenner's 25th B-day do at Hell-Ay's Coco de Ville on Wednesday night. But it was Bro's good bud and Hills costar Doug Reinhardt who reportedly got a special present.

Sober sources at the hip hang insist they witnessed P-poo not only flirt and repeatedly touch Reinhardt, who recently "dated" Lauren Conrad, but a stall-witness relayed that she saw Paris and Doug spend "an hour" in the bathroom together. Paris' spitting-mad repper would like to flush this claim straight down the john: "It's a totally made-up story," exclaimed the P.H. spokesman, who said he was with Paris the entire evening. "The bathroom incident is completely false. She's in love with her boyfriend. He's who she's with. She's sick of these stories and people poking at lies for press."

OK then.

I'm just a jaded slut here, but gotta say, should this story be true, all of Paris' upcoming projects, from that New Best Friend show to Repo! to the soundtrack for NBF, will be far better served if Ms. H is seen as more of her sultry self again, not this wannabe maybe-missus-Madden merde.

Don't know about you, but I'm burnin' for Paris to burn, baby, burn, one more time before she truly settles down, should that ever even happen. And in case you've got your head under a Beverly Hills Port-A-Potty, this story is so developing.

Related Stories

View Next Articles

15 Comments

Now loading...

Add Your Comment!

Guests

E! Online members

Register | Forgot password?

Play nice and have fun. And please, no HTML tags or special characters including [&*#()!@$].
You've got 1000 characters left.

Post Comment
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

Tell Ted All About It

Got a hot tip or bitch? Share it, and you might see it here!

Our Partners

  • PopSugar
  • BuzzSugar

Get Your E! News Now

Text ENEWS to 4INFO (44636) for daily celeb news alerts

Standard messaging rates apply.

Did you know you can grab smokin' hot E! Online news, review and gossip through our RSS service?

New to RSS feeds? Learn more >>

Birthdate:

Enter your full birthdate:

  • Opt in for Breaking News Alerts

has been subscribed to the E! News Now Newsletter.

To change your settings, go to your preferences.

Awful Truth Archives

Click Here to check out The Awful Truth Archive.

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.