In the Closet: Tila Takes a Shot at Fashion
Mon., Aug. 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca
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Nothing says salacious slut quite as well as farm-girl-ef-me plaid, don’t you think? For the fab Apple do opening last week, red carpet conqueror and muncher Tila Tequila ruled on the raunchy, if not, homey side. But gotta say, once inside the hip soiree, T.T. didn’t seem to meet a gal’s pair of lips she didn’t want to suck the living collagen out of. I mean, this brills barnyard type really knows how to get hairy with the honeys. Anne Heche could learn a thing or two about picking up the chicks—and the press—from this booby broad. Oh, and the frilly skirt is the perf touch, T2, almost makes ya seem quasi-innocent. Almost.
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