Morning Bitch-Back! Who's Got the Most Crazies?

Readers debate which film franchise has the most devoted followers: Harry Potter, Twilight or The Hunger Games

By Ted Casablanca May 13, 2011 10:32 AMTags
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Dear Ted:
Between Twilight, Harry Potter and The Hunger Games, which franchise do you think has the most die-hard fan-base? And I read The Hunger Games (thanks to you), I love the books, but I'm not really that excited about the movie as I was when the Twilight movie came out.
—atpm23

Dear Think About it:
Probably because it's not out yet, and also, it's a much less (predictably) easily visualized series, as you read it. Hunger's a very sophisticated ride, just don't think it adds up to as simplistic a tale of love-struck teens, vamps and wolves. And to answer your other question, you must be joking. It's the one with the most unreasonable fan-base, i.e, Twilight.

Dear Ted:
Recently you suggested a major celeb & Blind Vice-er was about to be outed. Wondering if the infamous "Herpes Lawsuit" might be that very situation playing out? It doesn't identify if it's a male or female filing. When I read it...that's the first thing I thought...Ted's been on to this! Is it connected? And if so...can you divulge which BV we might finally know? Please say Toothy...please say Toothy.
—brandywineval

Dear First Thought:
Well, now your second thought must be to read today's Blind Vice! Right there with ya, babe!

Dear Ted:
Why are you putting Rob and Reese in the position that they should say something about a video that 1. No one has determined where it came from 2. No one has proven that editing had not taken place. 3. Has an unidentified videographer 4. Put forth the person who supposedly filmed this 5. Ask the organization that put this out, why they did not release it to CNN or NBC but to TMZ 6. What is their point in showing this video that is supposed to be 6 years old? 7. They're FOS! That's why. If you care for animals so much why didn't they come out when WFE was filming?
—pg

Dear Don't Follow:
That's like saying just because you didn't know an abuse (human or animal) was occurring at the time, you've forever forfeited your right to say something about it, no matter how long after the fact you become aware. That's such BS. And the point is, it's never an inappropriate time to speak out against atrocities. We should all do it more.

Dear Ted:
Bella as a vampire vs. Katniss at her most badass, who wins?
—klines_99

Dear Neither:
It's a tie, because both are strong, smart women and neither one has a desire to beat the other into a sexist, bully-on-the-playground pulp.

Dear Ted:
Page Six had an item today about "a prominent TV personality" who will be coming out soon. Could this be Butter Pussy?
EK

Dear Det. Mothballs:
Wouldn't surprise me. But just keep in mind, the media world's already been trough this tired, "gonna come out" nonsense with Butter before. Never happens. Maybe this time it will? Still doubt it.

Dear Ted:
So now you are calling people "turd" in your column? Takes one to know one. You'd have to reach up to scratch a snake's belly.
—theveraconsortium

Dear Name-Calling:
Only if you're called Alex Pettyfer or Arnold Schwarzenegger, I swear!

Dear Ted:
Thank you for putting out the info, people are so unaware of the abuse these gentle creatures are subjected to for the sake of entertainment. The circus is an extremely brutal industry, torturing animals for the almighty dollar.
—animalib1

Dear You're Welcome:
You mean sort of how Hollywood treats women?

Dear Ted:
With all of the relationships that are tanking lately, who do you think will be next? I know you aren't going to say Robsten (better not, anyway). Love ya,
—Susan

Dear Cheer Up!
Nah, because I'm gonna say Liam and Miley.