Do-Me Meter: Michael Phelps and Garrett Weber-Gale: Hottie(s)!

Michael Phelps, Garret Weber-Gale ZumaPress.com

Let’s objectify some Olympic athletes who have been working their whole lives to break records of physical achievement, shall we? Yep, let’s! So, move over Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey and any other male H’wood hotties for a mo, it’s Olympian Michael Phelps, America’s new Golden Boy. Swimmers’ bodies have a rep for being sleek ‘n’ sexy, but we had no idea so many muscles lurked under that patriotic wetsuit. It’s all stars, stripes and abs for M.P. and equally amorous teammate Garrett Weber-Gale after not only striking gold, but scoring a sweet world record in swimming. Mikey and Gar wear red, white and blue better than Tommy Hilfiger, fer sure, and their ecstatic expressions only feed our imaginations as to the faces they’d make behind closed boudoir doors. The Olympics' opening ceremony was four hours of thrills ‘n’ chills, but nothing tingles like an all-American buff bod. Mario Lopez looks like one big overly studied gym bunny by comparison, yuck.

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