What would Valentines Day be without our favorite dirt bag, Super-Duper Cooper?
Remember the last time we heard from him?
For all of you single and slightly depressed folks out there, be damn grateful you're sharing a bed alone tonight, not with Cooper's feces and, ahem, other things mixed in.
But we didn't know just how kinky SDC likes to get? You'll never believe who he invited to crawl in bed with him...
A dude! What, is Super-Duper Cooper's reputation so tarnished with the ladies he's switching teams on us?
Look, we're not entirely surprised here. After all, this is a celeb who likes to have gay porn on in the background when he gives it to the ladies. And he certainly hasn't been shy about making out with a few guys here and there.
But, I digress.
While at a secluded West Hollywood hideout recently, Super slithered up to a very good looking, very obviously gay dude who was at the hotel bar hanging out with a couple pals.
Coops invited himself to join the table, he is a famous and good-looking guy after all, so the others weren't quick to shoo him away.
However, S. fixated on one gentleman in particular. After making some charming small talk, he invited the pretty boy (and him alone), up for a night cap to Super's hotel room.
Said dude politely declined.
SDC touched the good looking gay on his upper bicep and tried his best at convincing him it would be "worth his while."
The few other people sitting there in the group watched all of this go down, completely dumbfounded.
The guy still declined. Sleazy celeb hookups aren't his thing. How very refreshing, see, some proper guys do exist in this town!
Super-Duper Cooper sulked away, but we're sure he didn't do it alone. Coops apparently went out on the town to find a fix for the evening. No word on if it was male or female. Poor thing whoever it was!
But, after Super-D departed the table full of beautiful people, the group had the nerve to joust the guy for not taking one for the team and going upstairs with the hunky celeb.
What are friends for, if not to steer you straight into an STD den, huh?
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