Which Blind Vice Star Should Come Out Next?

Our more established Vicers compete to come out of the closet

By Ted Casablanca, John Boone Nov 03, 2010 1:31 PMTags
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"I couldn't take it anymore," Ricky Martin recently dished to Oprah about his decision to come out. He said, "I felt relieved. I felt free, I felt liberated...For many years, I was trying to pretend I was somebody [else]."

Hear that, Vicers galore? The grass is greener on the gay side. So which of our tortured Blind Vice stars do you think should wave his or her rainbow flag with pride next?

"Everyone" isn't an option, hate to say it.

We've said it before: It was très brave for Ricky to reveal his sexuality, but he did have the advantage of being established in his career. So the DL dudes and darlings that we picked for this poll are all celebs who we think could come out and still have careers.

Nelly Fang and Topher Hairy-Tuchus, they are not.

But which A-list looker do you think should come out next: the infamous Toothy, who's spent nearly a decade slipping in and out of beds (or cars) trying to deal with his sexuality? Or maybe Butter Pussy, who's lesbo-bomb would shock about no one? Then there's Seymour Plow-Me-More and Venetia Vag-O-Matic and...well, you get the idea.

So who's it going to be? Sound off below!

Poll

Awful¿s Closet Case Poll

Which Blind Vicer should come out next?
Toothy Tile
60.5%
Seymour Plow-Me-More
17.5%
Venetia Vag-0-Matic
2.4%
Fey Oiled-Tush
5.5%
Butter Pussy
10.5%
Lloyd Boy-Toyed
3.6%