Oh, that snitty media bitch, Pete Priss-Ass! If he's not complaining about how his fancy friends aren't fawning all over him, he really just doesn't find time to have a heart—ever.
Pete recently went looking for an apartment, a change-of-life kinda thing, since the old love life isn't working out (is it any wonder with this queen?). But that's not the point of today's bonus. Instead, we're focusing on the chick who was dying to take the same apartment Pete coveted…
The Academy-Award nominated Bertha Rose, who's still quite fetching, quite talented and quite rich, thanks to her ex she had a big life with once.
Bertha musta been slumming when she and Pete found themselves looking for a pad in the same hood. But, then, anything west of Bel Air for Bertha must seem like an adventure. You know how the rich like to rebel, right? Change zip codes.
So, there Bertha and Pete are, squared off in the bedroom of the apartment they both want to occupy. Bertha's jewels were gleaming, and Pete admired them, wanting to compliment her on them, but he knew that would take his edge off (he had seen the apartment first).
Bertha called and pleaded with the owner that she simply must have the funky yet chic pad.
But Pete wanted it, too. And so he took it, getting a warped satisfaction out of how he's now sleeping where Bertha begged to. He really is a sick mother-effer. But who isn't in this town?
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