ABC/ DONNA SVENNEVIKI don't know about you God-fearing mortals, but if you were raised by good Bible-thumping 'rents like I was, we were always taught the devil is masterful, seductively deceitful and typically hides behind what he (or she) appears to be. You know, just like Sarah Palin!
Ms. P., traditional and caring matriarch to a large extended family, but who reportedly calls one of her children a "retard." That's according to the cast-aside Levi Johnston, who fathered daughter Bristol Palin's out-of-wedlock kid and was once up on the Republican party vice-presidential dais with the Palins, so I'd say there's some merit to what Johnston claims.
Now Palin, freshly resigned Alaskan governor, best-selling author and brand-new Fox News analyst, claims the country is getting really "uncomfortable" with our new president, Barack Obama. Maybe. But, honey, not nearly as antsy as we'd be if you were our vice president, I guarantee you that.
The point is Palin, who can't seem to decide how best she wants to remain infamous, goes between one disguise to the next, and we never even get the real Sarah in any of these versions. She's not down-home and true blue, as she claims. She's a political opportunist who could teach Tiger's mistresses how to remain infamous (and rich), of this I am dead certain.
Also, to make matters worse, must let you all in on the sad fact that even some well-positioned liberal Alaskan democrats I know are beginning to be swayed by the increasingly dangerous and ever-growing Palin-o-saurus. "She seems real," they (unbelievably) fawn to me.
Oh, how wrong they are.
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