Bitch Back! It's Charlie and Brooke's Fault?

Readers share their thoughts on latest Sheen and Twilight dramas

Dear Ted:
I'm a much older woman and have had many women friends, as well as man friends, but I also have three brothers. I also understand the difference between Relationship Violence (Chris Brown and Rihanna all black and blue) and a good old fashion "He Said/She Said" (Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller both being drunk off their asses and claiming they are both right). You can say "Where there is smoke, there's fire," and that's all good. But bottom line, when you have two drunk A-holes calling the police, it's both their faults! Not defending Charlie, but ain't letting Brooke Mueller slide either.
—M

Dear Cross the Line:
You may very well be right, but then why issue in your statement "not everything is as it seems." Why not even say "Charlie who is avidly against domestic abuse..." yadiyadiyada. The whole not address the issue, leave Brooke to hang out to dry as a drunk is what pisses me off. Drunk or not, she shouldn't have been threatened with a knife...if that truly did happen.

Dear Ted:
I know Melissa Rosenberg is getting a lot of heat for the scripts of the Twilight Saga sucking, and I totally agree (love the movies nonetheless). But isn't she the same person who writes for Dexter? Which is totally edgy and witty right? So doesn't there have to be more at play than just her unimaginative writing?
—Buffy

Dear Fantastic Point:
Yes, she has written a few Dexter episodes. Then why can't she figure it out for Twilight? Just because she thinks the audience is PG doesn't mean it actually is. There's a way to make good dialogue and still keep it "clean."

Dear Ted:
I am a loyal Robsten follower and every time I see them together I cant help but think "Oscar Couple" in the making. Do you think they can do that especially together?
—Only Jazz

Dear Brange in the Making:
The Oscar producers are idiots if they don't absolutely make it happen.

Dear Ted:
I'm just a little bit cranky because you haven't answered my question...could be Jared's proposal to Genevieve a quick solution for a possibly pregnancy? All this because why would he take that rush of marrying her...Danneel case is different in a way that at least she has been dating Jensen for what? Four years? So please I would like to know! Btw I love your tweets and the Awful Truth!
—Val

Dear Time Will Tell:
Give it 9 months and we'll see, shall we? Haven't heard of baby on board, though. You?

Dear Ted:
Can you tell me what's a Blind Vice?. I always read you but I still don't get it. Hope you recover of Robsten fever.
—Ceci

Dear Vice-fused:
Well, a Blind Vice is when we tell you the real dirt going on in Hollywood. We'll give you true stories of what a certain naughty celeb is doing when there aren't any cameras on her or him. Then we'll give the particular star in question a fake name (that usually hints somewhat to who it is). We can't legally tell you who it really is, but will give you as many clues to give it away as possible, got it now?

Dear Ted:
Has Alexander Skarsgård ever been the subject of one of your B.V.'s?
—C T

Dear Curious:
He certainly has been in our dreams.

Dear Ted:
Can you confirm categorically that Chris Weitz isn't directing Breaking Dawn? His treatment of Edward and Bella was absolutely tragic. He couldn't have made them less romantic if he tried. He and Melissa Rosenberg changed the entire tone of the fandom from being Edward/Bella to being Jacob/Bella supporters. Summit really took Edward and Bella fans for granted. Their scenes in New Moon were short, choppy, and didn't convey anything meaningful. I'm not that hopeful for Eclipse either under David Slade and the dire Rosenberg but if they had a good director for Breaking Dawn maybe something could be salvaged. Cheer me up Ted with some positive news.
—Holly

Dear Lost:
No director has been confirmed, or really even come close to signing on, until they salvage whether BD will be one or two films. As for Weitz, everyone loves him at Summit. The studio and cast all agreed on that. But I don't think he'll be back.

Dear Ted:
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—Nance

Dear So Wrong:
Anything for you and Buddy, sweetheart.

Dear Ted:
I don't get why you are trying to turn the Twilight series into something it isn't...its never going to be this sexy movie that you are wanting b/c it's not that way in the books, so why would the movie all of a sudden become more sexual? The movies may not stick exactly to the books, but the overall themes are close enough. Is it just b/c the two lead actors are dating in real life, so then the movie needs to have sex? If you are looking for sex then you need to read books targeted for adults, not young adults.
—S

Dear Mom:
While you may have loved the books, there are still millions of potential Twi-fans out there who have never flipped open a page and rely on the movies for entertainment. You know what's not entertaining? No love actions to support the love story! Come on...I can only watch two hot teenagers moon over each other with sexually pained frustrations for so long.

Dear Ted:
My heart just sunk a little, mostly caused by disappointment...Lainey Gossip has a blind item up why I think she is talking about Rob? Can you tell us if this story is true? Thank you so much.
—Isabella

Dear Worry Wart :
A blind item about a Twilight star? I'm sure Lainey would do absolutely nothing of the kind, as we've been doing exactly that for, like, ever. Lainey's cool, she's no copycat.

Dear Ted:
I saw a picture of Jake G and Marion Cotillard, all smiles, at an event in her honor. Hmm....What's your take on that possibility? I mean, he does need a date for Prince of Persia, right?
—Mrs

Dear No:
And no.

Dear Ted:
I loved your post about Diane Kruger and Liam Neeson, and you reminded me that Joshua Jackson is a total stud! I Googled him to ogle the goods, and I saw all kinds of pictures of him and Diane together. They seem so genuinely happy just to be enjoying each other's company! Am I right in guessing they've got one of the few honest relationships in Hollywood, and that they're actually down to earth and into each other, or are you going to burst my bubble and say something vague like things aren't exactly the way they appear? Please don't leave me hanging!
—MC Gill

Dear True Love:
They're good, you're good, it's all good.

Dear Ted:
Seeing Skarsgård with the likes of Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Bosworth, I truly believe that I may actually have a chance with this delish Vamp Tramp, LOL! But being a realist, I know I don't have a snowballs chance in hell. So I was wandering, who would you like AS to hook up with?
—Sher

Dear Fun One:
What about Reese Witherspoon? She could use a little sexy danger after dating Jake.

Dear Ted:
You're my fave, but guessing Parrish Maguire is killing me! Please just answer these two questions 1) Is Parrish American? 2) Has he ever been a regular on a television show? Thanks a bunch!
—R

Dear Gene Pool:
I'll answer one of those. So what's your definition of regular? He's definitely been a repeater on a TV show.

Dear Ted:
A simple question for you. If, as you say, Kristen's team and Rob's team watch these sites, wouldn't they want to make it happen for these two? These games that they (their managers) play along with Summit are really getting old. So what's the big deal if they both show up at Sundance together? Rob doesn't start Bel Ami until Feb. One quick trip would not hurt him to support his lady. Everyone knows they're together anyway then they could go back across the pond. I love these two and respect them but people need to realize that they are not the teeny boppers that some are making them out to be, they are very mature young adults with loads of talent. Someone needs to make it happen then people would get off that stupid PR kick. But then again, some will never take off their blinders.
—Kiki

Dear Wishful Thinker:
I wish things were as simple in Hollywood as you're making it out to be! Everyone has their reasons for not wanting to make Robsten stuff obvious. I personally don't think it would be a big deal. Rob and Kristen would probably get hounded a lot less if they just stepped out together. But they like their privacy...and in order to keep it can't go all Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt.

Dear Ted:
I'm beginning to think it's only newsworthy if a Hollywood actor is 100 percent straight.
—Vicky O. Austin, TX

Dear True:
Then who would I ever report about?