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Another Desperate Housewives Calamity!
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I swear these Desperate Housewives writers are more fickle than Lindsay Lohan's bedroom and drinking tastes. Good news if you're a fan for keeping as many of these soapy screamers alive: As we've exclusively learned, one of the Wisteria Lane regulars slated for death after the big upcoming plane crash is actually getting a second chance at prime-time life.
Are you relieved or upset?
Before you decided just how you feel about this nutty TV news—BIGASS SPOILER ALERT!—get a hold of how one par-tick character survives the big catastrophe:
You see, a Housewives regular (whom many seem to adore, for some strange reason) is slated not to go up in horrible flames, as the writers were originally considering. Instead, this Wisteria Laner gets "paralyzed for life," I'm told. Jeez, who could it be? Pissy Marcia Cross? Plump Eva Longoria Parker?
Well, we all know who I want it to be: Teri Hatcher.
Come on, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Why the hell these life-threatening events aren't happening to broom-stick-up-her-butt Susan is beyond me. It's the missed opportunity of a karmic-revenge lifetime, 'cause the paraplegic ain't gonna be her.
And that's all I'm sayin'. For now, at least.
What do you all think of these tragic events?
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