Caught! Joosten and Lohan Juggle Their True Selves

Kathryn Joosten, Lindsay Lohan Amanda Edwards/Getty Images; Michael Caulfield/Getty Images

Kathy Joosten at the launch party for the new 2011 Buick Regal at the Hollywood Palladium, where cutie songwriter and entertainer Colbie Caillat sang sassy-sweet.

The cancer survivor is fresh off her TV rampage against Suzanne Somers and her "f--king mushrooms" (Somers is currently touring the country selling her book that recommends healthy living and diet over a doctor's guidance for curing cancer). And she spent most of the evening saying the only thing she cared about the Regal was that it had enough room in the backseat for her grandkids.

Sorry, Joosten, we all know you're a pain in the you-know-what, this granny routine's not gonna cut it. Showing a more true display of her infamous image was...

Lindsay Lohan at Voyeur last night, ostensibly giving dad Michael Lohan enough material to dine out on for a whole month, for sure.

See, since Mike's made it his life's purpose to call out his notorious daughter's bad behavior, in hopes of getting her help (they must be smoking the exact same thing if he thinks this rip-her-apart-in-the-press plan is gonna succeed), we're certain he'll want to know the following:

According to club witnesses, L2 "was with a few friends but looked like a drunk mess. She looked loopy and completely out of it. No one even paid attention to her." This is not an uncommon dynamic for Ms. L, these days, as we've reported before.

Apparently Kellan Lutz wants nothing to do with L.L. either. If trying to get K.L. to pay for your bar tab doesn't count as good foreplay, then Lindsay's fading looks are probably the deal breaker. Apparently LiLo tries to hit on Kel "all the time," but he's not interested.

Dad, did you know about that one, too?

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