Now Men Can Get Some Fanged Action, Too!
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Have ya noticed how vamp love is so chick-centric? All the main vampires on True Blood and Twilight are smoldering dudes pining after human gals, while any femme biters are typically stuck in the background in supporting parts. 'Cause all the human women watching at home want to see are hot dudes, right?
Well, it's about time guys (of all persuasions) got in on the vamp-loving action, too!
Check it out, if ya dare—and if you're not squeamish or ready for some NOT SAFE FOR WORK action...
The new vamp-inspired sex toy "Succu Dry" (get it?). We'll let you figure out the logistics of how ya use it, but this one's strictly for all the men out there with fang-fetishes. Women already have the Vamp to play with under the covers, so they don't have to feel left out.
This totally brings up a valid point, though:
There need to be more female vampires running the show instead of just being some secondary characters. The closest a female babe got to being the fanged lead was Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body, and nobody even friggin' saw that. Can somebody say, a Nikki Reed spinoff after Breaking Dawn?
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