Ben King/Startraksphoto.comExcept for Paris Hilton, young stars from the Really Awards, at the Music Box theater in H'wood, are learning fast: Bash with the best of 'em!
Turns out, almost every single reality-show star we polled hates the Gosselins (particularly Jon), as much as folks I Twitter with seem to despise Ms. Hilton, who, by the way, chose to remain mum on the manic family.
See what ya did, Jon? You've turned your own kind against you! Check out what your fave personalities from reality TV had to say about Jon, Kate and the Plus 8:
Are you Team Kate or Team Jon?
Frangela (Frances Callier and Angela Shelton), I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here: "Totally Team Kate. When you push out all those babies, I don't care what kind of bitch you are, he needs to stay with her. [Jon] is a douche."
More delicious trashings:
Bikini Girl (aka Katrina Darrell), American Idol: "I think they need to get back together. I'm on Team Couple!"
Aubry Fisher, L.A. Ink: "I'm just glad they're on my network! More power to both of them, yay! I want those kids to be taken care of. I don't care who's doing what and jet setting where or fighting with who. I just care about the children."
Megan Hauserman, Megan Wants a Millionaire: "I would usually go with Team Kate, but that haircut...so I'd have to go with Jon."
What can Jon and Kate do to end this drama?
Shayne Llamas, The Bachelor, Leave it to Lamas: "I'm so over it, done. Let them deal with it out of the public."
Adrianne Curry, My Fair Brady: "Get your children off TV! Stop ruining their lives, and stop thinking about yourselves. When you have children, you become selfless not selfish."
How badly do you think reality shows affect the kids who are forced to be on them?
Adrianne Curry: "It depends on how you do it. I thought Denise Richards' kids [on her show] were an afterthought. They didn't focus on them or what they're doing in school. That would be better for children. But I think at a certain age, they're too aware of it. [Jon and Kate's] two older daughters are too old."
Aubry Fisher: "It's not a lot of privacy. It's like growing up in the business. I guess we'll see in 15 years when they're grown-up. Half of them will have posttraumatic stress disorder, and the other half will be famous."
Is Jon going through a well-deserved midlife crisis, or is he just a d-bag?
Frangela: "Just a douche. Journal your midlife crisis. Go get yourself a red sports car, hire a hooker for the weekend, do the regular things. But then show up and take care of your family."
Who should Jon Gosselin date next?
Vyxsin, The Amazing Race: "Whoever he darn well pleases. I don't tell people who to date or love."
Jon & Kate Plus 8 is going off the air in November (although there still might be Kate Plus 8). What should Jon do with all his new free time?
Vyxsin: "He can go find himself. Go on a journey and discover his inner Jon Gosselin."
We're sure if he did, it would unfortunately be televised. Just not on TLC!
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Gosselins. Blah.