Shhh! Don't Tell Anybody, Paris Wouldn't Like It

The heiress and reality-show babe has a few secrets left to hide—and we're exposing them

Paris Hilton is keeping something big from her on-off sleaze-o lover, Doug Reinhardt!

But first, this: The Hiltons were the big names at the Really Awards at the Music Box theater in H'wood last night, Nicky, Kathy and Rick all there to support Paris' big award—the Innovator Award, ya know, for all of Paris' tireless efforts promoting the neglected genre of reality television.

The charisma-lacking Hilton, Nicky, introduced her sis, but Nic had to do three clumsy takes because she kept messing up. But Paris did the exact opposite—she read her acceptance speech straight into the camera off the teleprompter, not even trying to make it sound genuine or off the cuff. But hey, she did it in one take! Girl's a pro!

The only one missing in this darling family outing?

Par's redux boy-toy, Doug.

Guess he had better stuff to do than trail his GF around? That'd be a first. And since he was a no-show, we talked to other Paris insiders, as well as mama-bear Hilton, Kathy, about Paris and Doug, Take 2:

So Kathy, are you glad she and Doug are back together?

"If she's happy, I'm happy."

So...what's different this time?

"I don't know. They're enjoying each other."

That's a response from a mom who doesn't give a crap. Well, since Kath isn't really sharing all that much, we've got some of our own dish on the sometimes battling duo, including some hush-hush news for this weekend:

Sources close to this blech couple tell us that Paris is planning a surprise birthday party for Dougie this weekend, just a few days before his actual 24th B-day. Sure seems like another manipulative way Par's making sure D.R. doesn't forget her again. And if you're reading this, Dexter Lecter—oops! Sorry for spoiling the surprise!

Here's another secret we're more than happy to spill—the whole breakup drama between the couple? Total PR move, says our heiress insider.

Just like we originally reported, the babes did get into a fight, alright, and a pretty nasty one, too.

But since the story of Doug's flirtfest (and more) with other ladies and Pare-poo's tantrum got out, P.H. broke up with him because she'd look bad if she didn't. Hey, it ain't good for the Paris Hilton brand if she looks like a doormat and sticks with the guy after being treated so badly!

Par had to punish her very bad BF in some way, and publicly, before picking him back up again after a few weeks of laying low. Makes sense they got back together, since she never really wanted to totally dump him in the first place.

Why is she bothering with this d-bag anyway? Cause she can't do any better? Par should just hang with her army of pets—they're better company and more trustworthy than Dougie, that's for sure.