Back to School Madness! Who's Most Unlikely to Succeed?

Which upcoming Hollywood project is totally unlikely to hit it big?

By Team Awful Aug 29, 2009 3:49 PMTags
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It's a superhard game to be able to sniff out what's gonna be a success—anyone else surprised The Hangover, funny as it was, is now the highest-grossing R-rated flick of all time? Can't say we saw that coming.

As far as the remainder of '09 goes, we have our best bets for "Most Likely to Succeed"—Whitney Houston's new album is totally destined to hit No. 1, along with New Moon (and pretty much any Twilight-related product). But what about all the upcoming H'wood biz that doesn't have a shot in hell of breaking big? Who's the winner of the soon-to-be losers?

Poll

Awful's Back to School Madness—Round 5

What upcoming celeb-starring project is the least likely to succeed?
Chris Brown's new album: We don't see all his fans coming back in droves
28.1%
Octomom's reality show: Nobody's gonna voluntarily tune in every week to be repulsed
40.7%
Paula Abdul's post-Idol career: We love her, but it's all downhill from here
14%
Gwyneth Paltrow's totally drab and way too pricey fashion line
15.4%
Other: Write your destined-to-fail pick in the comments!
1.7%