Brian Ach/WireImage.comWhich Desperate Housewives bitch is filming a nude scene for the show's upcoming sixth season? Desperate has never been shy about showing some Disney-censored skin on-air, but the nooky scene being shot is all Wisteria Lane is talking about.
Think you know who's doing the dirty while in the buff for all the cast and crew to see? It's totally a curveball, trust!
Guess the Gossip: Fri., July 31
Did you really think they'd bring Nic Sheribitch back?
Answer: Kathryn Joosten!
The divalicious crone who plays not-so-divalicious crone Mrs. McCluskey on the soap will heat up your TV (I guess) with a steamy love scene with TV vet Orson Bean, who steps on to Wisteria Lane next season!
Apparently the creative team wanted to put Kathryn in a nightgown, but K.Joo wanted—nay, insisted—that she slide her geriatric booty into a nude bodysuit for the shooting. She proceeded to go all the way in her way, blabbing, "What woman has sex with her clothes on?" I don't know, Kat, Sarah Palin perhaps?
The 69-year-old two-time Emmy winner def knows her way around the bedsheets, we think, and is far more excited about this sex scene than we are!
And for those of you who thought it'd be Teri with returning stud Jesse Metcalfe (who recently shunned our microphone-wielding hand at the Paper Heart premiere, the bitch), we're not ruling that one out, either. That's just what Hatcher needs to make her character Susan, I don't know, remotely interesting.