Morning Piss: Try Harder, Chris

Chris Brown apologizes for Rihanna incident, finally

By Ted Casablanca Jul 21, 2009 11:39 AMTags

A lot of you think we're being too hard on Chris Brown. Well, tough s--t, 'cause we still think C.B. has some serious growing up to do. Five months later, Brown has finally released an apology for beating up his then girlfriend Rihanna. Take ya long enough, Chris?

In the video above, Brown tells everyone that he's "truly sorry" for what happened back in February. He says it took him so long to say so because his lawyer told him not to say anything until after the trial was over. Uh, whatever. Be a man and apologize anyways—that is if you truly feel bad for what happened. Chris, who pled guilty to felony assault, should have told his legal team to ef off and gotten the message out to his fans and Rihanna, publicly.

While we're glad C.B. takes full responsibility in the video, saying he won't make any excuses for what went down, we think this whole apology stunt reeks of Team Brown trying to salvage whatever career he has left. He even stumbles through his way overrehearsed lines in the beginning. Think he even wrote the damn speech?

Chris says: "I'll do everything in my power to make sure it will never happen again." Screw that! Just say it will never happen again, ass wipe. Period. And speak from the heart. Better luck next interview.