Jean Baptiste Lacroix/Getty ImagesDear Ted:
I love your blog. I also love Britney Spears. But I have to say I'm a bit skeptical about her new relationship with her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick. I'm not 100 percent buying that they are really an item. I've never gotten that vibe from them or seen any sort of PDA. Could this just be a showmance? Is it part of the comeback plan to get her with a squeaky-clean guy to help improve her image?
—Crissy
Dear Showmantic:
If her daddy endorses Jason, you know something's up.
Dear Ted:
What is happening with Taylor Lautner and the wolf pack? We know every wrinkle in Robsten's hair, but no shout-outs to Taylor and the almost romance with Selena?
—Barb
Dear Wolf Love:
I think Taylor is such a cutie! But every time I post about him, no one gives him love. What gives?
Dear Ted:
Maybe I'm just clueless about how the dating landscape works these days, but if all of the Twilight hookups have happened as you have stated (which I don't doubt), aren't they concerned about contracting something? I know it sounds old-fashioned, but I have several friends who wish they could undo the consequences of a bad decision.
—Jlbtech
Dear Gossip-Transmitted Disease:
I wish people in H'wood were as concerned about STDs as you are.
Dear Ted:
First off, I'm not sure why there are all these haters on Kristen Stewart. She seems like a cool chick. Also, what is up with Megan Fox? The more interviews she gives, the dumber she sounds. She's attractive, but is she really this stupid or is it an attention-grabbing act?
—Anna
Dear Ultimatum:
Kris is totally cool. Megan? Can't she be both?
Dear Ted:
I love your email segments, but I'm sick of all the posts from people who are just too proud to admit that they are jealous of Kristen. I mean, really, she's not that bad. Every time someone tries to take her down and say that she said something bad about the Twilight franchise, she always comes out and apologizes. She may be awkward, but she's not a bad person, and she really does have a heart. Most of us love her and Robsten, so it'd be nice if you just stopped posting all these haters; no one really wants to see it.
—Zutara Fan
Dear One-Sided:
Now what kind of gossip would I be if I didn't let everyone have their say? That's why we have the comments section, for you to air all your disagreeing woes. Even tho I'm Team Stewart. All the way.
Dear Ted:
Can the Hogans stop using the media to air their dirty laundry? Settle it and move on already! I just think Brooke is using this to promote her album and reality show. That's sad.
—Dnnro
Dear Hogan Knows Nothing:
Tell me about it, that's why I hardly pay attention to them. Would you even know who the Hogans were without the media? And as for Brooke, it doesn't take a genius to see what's behind all her attention-whoring nonsense.
Dear Ted:
I guess Bruce Willis reached his midlife crisis! Ridiculous and desperate! The art director behind this shoot has less talent or originality than Heming. Willis is a good actor, just stick to acting, and keep your common sense. Willis would have done this when he was 30? I don't think so, guess he went gaga for Emma!
—Visomio
Dear Not So Kinktastic:
Let the guy have his scarefest with his new wife—he's happy enough not being the third wheel to the eternal Demi-Ashton love machine.
Dear Ted:
I have a bet going with my sister regarding George Clooney. I say that he is bi-sexual, and she says that he is 100 percent heterosexual. Which is it? A manipedi is riding on it!
—Bi-bi-bi
Dear Pedicured Paparazzi:
George would want you to get something better than a paint job with a question like that.
Dear Ted:
Say it ain't so! In the last Bitch-Back you make Emile Hirsch out to be an ego-tripping lout! That would be such a shame as he's my ultimate celebrity crush. Is it true that he's really such a bad guy? Also, he plays a gay pretty well. Does he have much personal experience to draw from? Thanks, doll, you're the best!
—Maggie
Dear Heart for Hirsch:
You wouldn't think a dude who showers with a towel would be egotastic, but ever since Milk he definitely is.
Dear Ted:
I'm wracking my brain about Terry Tush-Trade and am really confused. The only Twi actor I can think of with a famous partner is Peter Facinelli. That can't be right, can it? If I'm wrong (and I hope I am), could you give us a few more details on either TTT or the partner in question?
—Rae
Dear Desperately Seeking Terry:
When did I say married?
Dear Ted:
Is Terry Tush-Trade Catherine Hardwick? Just curious.
—Jlbtech
Dear Also Seeking Terry:
Nope, Terry is most definitely in the films.
Dear Ted:
Thanks for the deets on the Robsten timeline. Kind of what we thought. On another note, are Brangelina thisclose to ending it?
—BThowell
Dear Wishful Thinking,
They're no lasting couple, but I'm not buying the most recent official split reports.
Dear Ted:
Are gossip columnists paid by publicists? Just curious.
—Caroline
Dear Selling Out:
Some are (a lot). Just not this one.