Morning Piss: Carrie Prejean and Heidi Montag Delusional for Jesus
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Did Geraldo this weekend. No, not him, his fab show. Love the outspoken Geraldo, always have. And where else do you park your mouthy ass on the booby tubey these days if you want to really scream about something, but on Fox, of course. And there, screaming right before I went on live was anti-gay, Bible-thumping dumped Miss Calif Carrie Prejean, all curled, bleached-blond highlights, false eyelashes and venom. Lots of venom. For those who "attacked her" with their "gay agenda."
Well, I'm sure you've heard it already: Prejean claims she never would have lost her bathing-beauty throne had she not been asked that gay marriage query, which was "planted" by pageant officials. As if! You denounced a whole minority's legal rights, Prejean, at least take responsibility for it. I swear, this broad is as deranged as Heidi Pratt is by thinking the next logical step for her finding-God endeavors is via posing (semi) nude in Playboy. What is it with these superreligious types having no sense of reality, because I always had the impression Jesus was a pretty sensible guy. These fakes sure aren't.
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