Robsten Super Secret in Italy!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will meet up in Italy next week

Uh, before the very delightful Robsten news, can someone tell Life & Style mag that being unfashionably late to the B-day party is so out? They're just now reporting about Robsten spending Rob's big 2-3 with R.P.'s parents in tow. Ya know, what we exclusively told ya damn eons ago. What took 'em so long? Rob's practically planning his 24th, already!

But before that bash comes, Rob's got enough partying out of his system while in Cannes. Wouldn't you? Nothing like a li'l innocent eye-fluttering around some French babes, right? Don't get in a panic, Robstenites—we're hearing Rob will be back with his Sten (and how) by next week when the remaining Twi-gang hightails it to Italy.

But don't start booking your plane tickets and spy cameras yet, 'cause you'll encounter a li'l prob if you try and find 'em…

When the New Moon cast starts shooting in the über-romantic setting, they can be sure to finally get a li'l privacy (bad for us, good for them!). We're assured security is so tight on the trip to Italia, "Even people who work at Summit don't even know" where the stars are staying.

But you can bet it's on par with a "presidential visit." In fact, count on it.

That's right, the New Moon crew's getting tighter security than if Barack and Michelle flew over on Air Force One for a second honeymoon. This is not a joke. And it's just as dreamy a twosome, is it not? But, jeez, why isn't Clooney putting Robsten up in his damn villa? We know he's got room to spare!

Besides, we're told the Italian shoot is "not a long leg at all," so there's going to be tons of free time to idle by romantic New Moon-lit lakes, right? Wait! What's that in the sky? Is it a bird, is it a plane? OMG, it's Nikki Reed flying in on an Air Italia special chartered jet!

Kidding!

Or are we?

Regardless, count on our precious R.Pattz to be reunited with Kris in just a few days, can't wait. Come on, if they can both hold out, so can you! And if Vancouver is for lovers, than Italy's gotta be for friggin' soul mates, no?

Can't wait for Life&Style to have this New Moon scoop in another 10 days!

—Additional reporting by Becky Bain