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Do-Me Meter: Ed and Jessica Play Tonsil Hockey

Mon., May. 4, 2009 12:10 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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Gossip Girl costars Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick gave the crowd a little PDA show over the weekend in L.A., where Ed participated in a Galaxy soccer event.

We don't know why, but every time we see them sorta get it on, we get sorta icked. It's not that it looks totally forced, or anything. There is no meshing chemistry there.

We're not asking for a Gisele-Tom hot makeout sesh every time, but even Gyllenspoon does the face groping better than these two. Where's the fire? The passion?

It's seriously lacking in this relaysh, folks. For kids this age, they should be way hornier. Or maybe we're just not seeing what really happens behind closed doors.

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