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Do-Me Meter: J.Lo vs. Rachael Ray!

Mon., Apr. 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

David M. Russell

It's the showdown of the be-yotches, babes! Jennifer Lopez sashayed onto Rachael Ray‘s show last week, and these two divas could not be forcing their fake smiles any tighter.

We swear, both high-maintenance hons act like they can't stand to be touching distance from somebody without their personal space being rudely invaded.

So desert island sitch: Which one would we do if we had to choose? The idea of R2 yelping "Yum-o!" in bed makes us squirm, just like all her underlings do when she bosses them around. And that evil eyebrow of Rach's is just unsettling.

But don't claim the hot mamacita of dos the Do-Me winner just yet. Sure, J.Lo's made fashion her bitch (right after hubby Marc), but she'd prolly make us hold a mirror the whole time, then instruct us to make the bed right after while she ran to her Pilates class. Can we claim celibacy on this one?

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