Summit EntertainmentWe told you last week how Kristen's "official" MySpace most definitely is not K. Stew. Her rep claims she doesn't even have one (at least one you all can get to), and also added that Stewart doesn't have a Twitter, either.
Sorry, everybody, shocking and a letdown, we know. Could this possibly be true?
Regardless, it all kinda makes sense, because when we chatted with Kristen recently, she dished 'bout how technology makes things that much more complicated in her life.
Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, texting—it all blows, and it allows you to be too dependent and connected, Kristen complained.
She had more to say:
"If you're not connected to everybody—if you aren't updating your Facebook everyday, or someone can't get a hold of you via cell phone at any moment, then something must be wrong. That's weird. Like you're one thing to everybody if you're so connected by [technology] all the time," ruled right-on Stewart.
This is so why we love K.S.! She's not going to be some Ashton Kutcher or Miley Cyrus, constantly on their phones telling the world unnecessary TMI. All of that isn't for the fans—it's to stay in the limelight. The most fab stars, we proclaim, are the ones who keep a little juicy mystery going.
Jeez, doesn't this sound like someone else we know? Maybe, Robert Pattinson? They'd be, like, perfect together, or something. Right?
'Cause that eschewing biz is also why we love our Rob! He's not some douche bag cruising around Robertson Boulevard while trying to get unnecessary attention via changing his relationship status all the time on his Facebook. Facebook? R. Pattz? Can you even imagine?
Speaking of relationship stats, anyone else notice Michael Angarano saying he's single?
Could be perfect timing to let our shy and totally compatible heartthrobs give it a try. Just an innocent thought.
—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder