Caught! Anderson Cooper Sexting? We Wish

CNN hottie flies under the radar in New York

By Ted Casablanca Apr 14, 2009 12:52 AMTags
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Anderson Cooper, being all posh and incognito in front of the Chelsea Hotel, NYC, casually hangin' around the David Barton Gym. Hey, isn't that the barbell hang where all the dudes are seen sideling up to the humpy CNN dude at the urinal? Yep, believe so. (Don't hear anybody's ever disappointed in that endeavor, either. Is that tacky of me to let on?)

Coop-babe was alone this time, but perhaps he was trying to amend that sitch? Andy was rapidly texting on his phone.

On the hunt, too, and just as much under the radar was...

Cameron Diaz, hanging in Miami still. Could Cam-hon be ready to pull a Matt Damon and hide out in the tamer paparazzi zone? North Bay Road, perhaps? It's starting to look that way as C was visiting Echo Designs furniture store in the heart of Antique Row in Palm Beach. Cammy Dee seemed quite happy as designer Kelly Wearstler helped her pick out new items for her pad.

But which one? We're told the gorgeous Ms. Diaz was very nice as she poked around and didn't look too shabby either, like that's a shocker.

Sweatier in style back up in New Yawk...

Laura Benanti, walking down Broadway looking fierce in her gym clothes. The Tony winner and Eli Stone survivor was chitchatting on her cell as she strutted toward the Theatre District. Wonder what she's gearing up for?

Over on 8th Street...

Kirk Acevedo, from Fringe, doing the Carrie Bradshaw thang as he hung at his local Starbucks, typing away on his Mac laptop. Our caffeine eyes blab that he looked like "a total New Yorker" as he drank his coffee while very into whatever he was writing.

In dire need of caffeine, we're sure was...

David Hasselhoff's daughter, her ear being blabbed off by her big, Botoxed daddy. Main Street, busy street corner. Offspring Hasselhoff was wearing pink sunglasses and a totally bored puss, while La Lifeguard was too weird in a biker jacket and overly earnest conversational zeal. Like, Dad, chill.

Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder and Martin Haro