Dear Ted:
I love your site, it never fails to brighten my day. Please will you tell me whether Emile Hirsch is our beloved Toothy Tile, and Kellan Lutz is Nevis Devine?
—J
Dear Too Suspicious:
Something rub you the wrong way 'bout those two babes? Close, physically (but not at all emotionally) on the first, and just completely way off—in every regard—on the latter. Nevis isn't exactly hugely hump-worthy on sight, like Kellan.
Dear Ted:
You have cleared up the rumors about Nikki and Kristen's relationship being nothing more than friendship, but you did hint maybe Nikki had a crush on Kristen. Now you have made it obvious Nikki Reed and her management would appreciate the false rumors about her and Rob being spread. So, Ted, my wonderful gossip amigo, what are you hinting at about Nikki Reed? Could she be going à la Lohan anytime soon?
—Jademarbell
Dear Living Reed:
Hardly, Nikki is much smarter than L.L.
Dear Ted:
Nevis Devine has got to be Chace Crawford.
—Orchidscent
Dear Innocent Chase:
This B.V. isn't C.C. He wishes he had this guy's talent.
Dear Ted:
I am assuming the shirt in Truth, Lies & Ted says "will work for head," but the bottom has been blurred. I guess it's too naughty for us.
—Lilibug65
Dear Rated X:
Never. Was an accident, darling, I assure.
Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Orlando Bloom? It would be sad if it was.
—Cristina, N.J.
Dear Rest Easy:
JJO is so not Orlando's secret.
Dear Ted:
So what happened? I used to check in on you on Fridays. Now it's every day, OK maybe twice a day. I am addicted to you. I am also a Lainey fan. I feel it was so cool to give her a shout-out. You are a generous man.
—Fortfunfrau
Dear Gossip Alliance:
I'm a Lainey fan, too. That's why I want her to call out this Twi crap!
Dear Ted:
I've been following your Kristen/Robert gossip for the past couple days. And my question is: Why won't you just tell us if there's a thing going on between Robert and Kristen? Please and thank you.
—ZuZu
Dear Duh:
Sure, there's something. And how.
Dear Ted:
Great post, Ted. I wonder that you might resurrect Britney's attempt to fire her court appointed lawyer. How can she end conservatorship if Ingham won't file the petition? Also, what makes Blair Berk an expert on a tape's authenticity? Last, as a journalist, is there any excuse for leaving out the arresting detail of this cry for help being presented and dismissed (by Berk) in court?
—Carmkelley
Dear Law Student:
Let's just say I'm hearing there are a lot of sneaky things going on with the elder Spears.
Dear Ted:
Belated best wishes on your nuptials. My mom and I just loved watching and reading you. Now that she's looking at us from above, have to say that your column (at times salacious) saves me from "taking the bridge." You're a hoot to read—-always enjoyed your column.
—A Fan Forever
Dear Longtime Pal:
Much thanks, darling. Best starry wishes to your mom.
Dear Ted:
Is One Franchise Fagola Kellan Lutz? Sometimes my head starts spinning when I read these.
—Paula
Dear Bad Boy Lutz:
Nope. Lutz loves to flirt, but prefers boobs be attached to his targets.
Dear Ted:
Love your column. I never miss it. Is Saucy Bossy Terrence Howard? Keep 'em coming!
—Becky, New York
Dear Saucy Tee:
Nope, but S.B. is also a big award nominee.
Dear Ted:
I know you have been asked like a bazillion times about Rob and Kris, and I am assuming they are the Blind Vice from a while ago. So what is your take on her boyfriend, Angarano? Is he just a pylon called in when the heat is on? Are you teasing about Robbie McHotterson having another honey in the wings, or is it founded? I would rather see him with someone hot than one of these whiny costars. Too bad Natalie Portman was caught frenching Sean Penn and not Rob!
—Amari
Dear Couple of Snores:
I don't know Michael, but I think he should step his game up.
Dear Ted:
Particularly loved your Truth, Lies, & Ted this week. Especially the ending.
—Patriciantish
Dear Video Vixen:
Thanks, hon! Obama should come out of the closet on gay marriage, already!
Dear Ted:
Dearest, I'm new. Well, new to you. I am loving the whole blog Truth Is Out there thing, Ted. Here's my question: Do you ever say "Yeah, you're right" when it comes to the Blind Vices? I see these people making great guesses and your answers are vague at best. In the history of your column, have you ever given one up?
—Judy
Dear Collect Your Reward:
Of course.